Ah the Joy of Idiots~

You know, I think everyone has had that one person in their life that is just a big fat turd. Ya know, the turd you see floating in a clogged up toilet in the restroom of a mall. Yes, that type of turd. Anyways, it seems that no matter what you do the turd will just not go down the toilet. You can plunge it, pour acid on it, or even try to flush the toilet one more time. That turd will just be chillin there like no ones business. Now meanwhile, while you are trying so hard to do what you need to do, this turd is just bragging about how big it is and how successful it is by not being flushed away by the powerful suction of the toilet. You know what you need to do to that turd? Let it climb all the way up the corporate toilet, that way it will have a longer way too fall~

For all you people that have pipe dreams, especially someone I know, make sure your plumbing is clean and working properly before you drop your big load. It might just fall on your head.